Funny World

*Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
*You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
*I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
*I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
*When the night comes, look at the sky If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, cause I did and I found a friend like you.
*Last night I dreamt of U. I thought of U the whole day today. I think I love U. Tomorrow I'll think of V, then W, X, Y and Z. hehe!


*Love's a complicated machinery. But sometimes a good screw can fix it up!

*I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
*Cellfones can be very irritating. Have to buy a card now and then. Have to recharge the battery. Msgs get delayed but there one thing I love about it...It connects me to you.



*A person of real beauty smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress and grows brave by reflection and prayers. Send this to a beautiful person...I just did!



*Thought for you: 1.) Hardwork has never killed anyone yet, why take the chance of being the first victim. 2.) One should dream about his success, so go to sleep.

*A perfect gift for you today! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, silent performance, extremely personal, fully returnable, it's a SMILE from me to you!
*I ask God to make you happy, make you smile, guide you safely through every mile. Grant you wealth, give you health and most of all give you sweet tender loving care.


*Usually I ony sms people who are either very cute, very sweet or very special. But in your case I'm making an exception...your'e all three!

*God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. But why did he give you only one heart? Cause he gave the other one to someone for you to find.


*If kiss was a raindrop I'd send you showers. If hug was a second I'd send you hours. If smiles were water I'd send you a sea. If love was a person I'd send you me!!
*One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship, one touch can show love and care and one friend like you can make life worth living!


*Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that IAM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Don't forget. Plz.


*If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

*Everynite as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILING
*I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!


*This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
*This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji, inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money.........can you feed my dog while i'm gon?
I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
*A phone call is a form of communication,a kiss is a form of affection,a photo is a form of rememberance having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!
*Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin
*i'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower uwith roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
I* have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u


every night i see u in my dreams


and find myself shouting


GHOST GHOST


*U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
*Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already


*Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?


A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
*God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.


*Twinkle twinkle little star,


you should know what you are,


and once you know what you are,


Mental hospital is not so far.